Smashley’s Patron Punch
Smashley and Nicole O are downtown partying the the Cleveland Flats. They are leaving one of the bars and are about to get into Nicole O’s car, when suddenly TING! Someone in the car parked next to them opened their car door TOO hard and TOO wide.
They confront the people of the car. It’s a group of four drunk girls. They also notice they also left a nice big scratch on Nicole O’s car. And she had a nice car. But the drunk girls could care less. They slur things like, “why are trying to ruin our good time?”
Nicole O is going to just let it go, but Smashley won’t let it die. Even though she is hardly confrontational, even though it wasn’t her car, something just made her angry. I think all she was looking for was an apology or some slightest bit of remorse. But she didn’t get it. The drunk girls kept egging her on until…
POW.
Smashley’s fist connected with one of the girl’s faces. She’s never even been in a fight and she about knocked his girl out cold. And since she was on the Patron, we refer to this as the Patron Punch. The girls hurl insults “BITCH!” but ultimately tuck and run.
The next day, Nicole O further exams the ding made by the drunk girls.
She realizes at this point that it wasn’t actually a dent at all. It was just dirt. Werid. It must have looked it at the time. But it came right out. So Smashley punched some girl out for basically no reason at all.
I wonder, how the punched out girl would tell the story? Hmmm…perhaps something like this OMFG THIS CRAZY DRUNK BITCH PUNCHED ME OUT BECAUSE HER FRIENDS CAR WAS DIRTY!!!
