Interesting Stripper Stories #3
Strippers are generally a big waste of money and time. I do not like spending money to get a hard on. Beer is overpriced and I refused to go if I have pay a cover charge. Yet I am still enthralled with learning about ‘stripper stories’.
You have about three minutes to get a good conversational story in before they realize you have no interest in spending money on them.
One stripper last night told me that rarely, but sometimes, during dances, the guy will nut in their pants.
But this story was the winner!
This stripper was in her mid-twenties, dark black hair, and a flashy smile. She wore a one-piece Budwiser halter top and was actually very sexy. At least that’s how I remember it, but it was dark and I’d been drinking. And she approached us.
So I asked her, “Do you have any good strip club stories?”
She had an answer immediately.
“I’ve sold my piss for $450. I peed in a cup for this guy and he drank it right in front of me, just like a shot.”
Zomfg I thought. “Holy shit, really??? How old was this guy?”
“I dunno, about fifty. I also sold my panties for $200.”
I was wondering what was grosser. The fact that this girl could sell her old discharge for more money than I make in a week, or the fact that some guys have some really really screwed up sexual fetishes.
