January 2009
2 posts
I am the Worst Thief Ever
I’ve developed a terrible habit of kleptomania when I’m in that perfect state of drunk. I will feel and overwhelming urge to steal something, especially if I have been ‘wronged’. It can be something small and useless (like packs of Ra-men noodles and razor blades from Frat parties), or something large and typically also useless (like construction barrels).
I went to a...
Interesting Stripper Stories #3
Strippers are generally a big waste of money and time. I do not like spending money to get a hard on. Beer is overpriced and I refused to go if I have pay a cover charge. Yet I am still enthralled with learning about ‘stripper stories’.
You have about three minutes to get a good conversational story in before they realize you have no interest in spending money on them.
One...